And a lot of it

Brazilian ads:
“Are you going to ask that question with shades on? For the viewers there’s no sun”.
George W. Bush, addressing a blind reporter during a press conference.

“I am the best political leader in Europe and the world.”.
Silvio Berlusconi, former Prime Minister of Italy, during a press conference.
Red tapes: “The world needs a tape like this.”
It certainly does.